We woke up at 5 am, did some last minute preparations, and left the house at 6:30. It was unseasonably warm - in the 50's and very foggy. We hit a little bit of traffic but it wasn't too bad, and we arrived at the airport at a little past 7. We waited in line for check-in for over an hour behind some very interesting characters. One woman was clipping dead skin off of her knuckles with fingernail clippers. The skin was piling up on her hip pack - it was gross. There was another woman who was sausaged into a sweat suit (with seams on the outside). There were appliqued letters across the butt which said "Be Right Back." Classy. After checking in, we went through security and ate breakfast at Burger King. We sat at the gate for a few minutes, and then before we knew it it was time to board.
We were seated in an aisle and a window on the right-hand side of the plane, and I ended up switching with the guy who was assigned the middle seat. I was excited to see that the movie was The DaVinci Code, which we hadn't seen yet. We had even remembered to bring our own headphones. They played a bunch of CBS commercials and sitcoms (is there really any difference these days?) Our flight attendant was very weird. She was giving the guy in front of us a hard time because he hadn't told her how he takes his coffee. Craig smiled and then she turned to us and said "You're bad. I see you smiling." Hey, don't drag us into it! We started watching the Da Vinci Code. The plane hit some turbulence and dipped suddenly. The women across the aisle from us screamed bloody murder. At the most expository point in the film, they cut in over the PA. They didn't pause the movie, and proceeded to go through all of the connecting gates in the entire San Juan airport. They then gave the disclaimer that this info might not be reliable. Great, thanks for interrupting the movie for that. Then, just when you thought there couldn't possibly be any more that they could possibly say, they launched into the same entire speech, this time in Spanish. By the time the PA was silent, the expository portion of the film was over, and we had missed the big revelation. Now Tom Hanks was running through Paris to a soundtrack. Why couldn't they have waited until now for the announcement? I was very annoyed. And then, to top it all off, there wasn't even time for the movie to finish before we had landed. The final scenes were taking place as people took their luggage down from the overhead bins. Maybe they should have cut short the commercials so that there was actually time for the movie. Needless to say. The whole ordeal left me cranky. Luckily, Craig's mom got the DVD for Christmas, so we will get to see it again. A bunch of people clapped when the plane landed, a phenomenon which seems more prevalent in the Caribbean.
We landed in San Juan at around 2:30. We went downstairs to the American Eagle gates. We did a double-take when we saw a woman who looked exactly like our friend Karmilla from Mobile. Airport employees walked around the gate handing out "USVisit" handbills. These said that if you were a "foreign visitor" entering the US, your passport needed to be run before you could leave the airport, and fingerprinting may or may not be required. Very welcoming! I went up to the Domino's kiosk to get a pizza. I got in line just at the right time...30 seconds later and I would have been behind the entire Ottawa University women's basketball team. We ate the deep dish pizza at the gate and people-watched.
At around 5:55, I saw someone who looked a lot like Tom's sister Andrea. I pointed her out to Craig and we noticed that it was indeed her, with her son Nick and brother Mike. We were confused, as they weren't supposed to be flying through San Juan. We went over to them and Craig said "You're not supposed to be here!" They told us we have no idea. Andrea and Mike had flown from Boston to Miami, where they were going to meet Nick. The three of them would then fly direct from Miami to St Lucia. Well, Nick and his dad got stuck in horrendous traffic and missed the plane by 10 minutes. Andrea and Mike were taken off the flight, and the three of them were re-routed to San Juan. They were supposed to take the same flight to St Lucia that we were booked on. However, there weren't enough empty seats, so they couldn't get tickets. Oh man! That was the last flight from San Juan to St Lucia until the next day.
Our flight began to board and we said a sad farewell, wishing them good luck. It was absolutely pouring and we were bussed out to the plane. We talked to another woman on the bus who had came from Miami. She said that her normal 45 minute drive to the airport took 3 hours this morning. She was lucky that she was just one person and could get onto the flight. We got onto the small plane (a 2-2 configuration). Takeoff was delayed by half an hour because the flight was overweight and they needed to remove some luggage. Oh great. Please don't let it be ours. We never check luggage if we can help it. But because we needed dressy clothes for the wedding, we checked one small suitcase between the two of us. The flight took off at 7:00. Whether our suitcase was onboard, we were not sure. We were served mango juice and sour cream and cheddar Ruffles potato chips. As we passed over St Thomas, we waved to Marty. As we approached the Castries airport, the only thing we could see in the darkness was a brightly lit Sandals sign. We landed in Castries at 8:45.
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